Vacuity

Sunday Comedy Shuffle

I decided to just shuffle my “Comedy” files this week…y’know, to change it up a little.

Then, when I saw what came up, I decided to just randomly pick some things, because alot of my comedy is too off-color for general consumption. ahem.

So, here’s what we came up with…based on my self-censoring, and more importantly, what was available on Project Playlist. If you’re REALLY delicate in your sensibilities, you may want to skip the first and the fourth…hey – I do what I can.

The Thanksgiving Song: Adam Sandler
Okay, I admit – this one was a plant, considering the calendar. I’ll be humming/singing this song while I make the turkey on Thursday, that’s for sure. And, I’m with you, Adam – I wish turkey only cost a nickel, too!

Argument Clinic: Monty Python
This may be my second favorite Monty Python bit. No, third…just behind the Cheese Shop, with the Dead Parrot coming in a resounding first. Of course, playlist didn’t have those two. I really need to find another way to upload my own files here. Anyway – this one always cracks my husband up, no matter how many times he’s heard it. And, in general conversation, all I have to do is give him a blank stare and then say “shut your festering gob, you tit.” and he dissolves into paroxyms of laughter. Classic.

Brain Damage: Bill Cosby
I love every track on the entire album, “Himself”. This is no exception. And it is SOOOOO much funnier and more meaningful now that I’m a Mom. “come here. come here. here. here. come HERE.” Ahhhahhahahahaha.

Male Tomboy: Eddie Izzard
There was barely any Izzard available for the player – boo, Playlist, BOO! I love Eddie Izzard – I actually laughed so hard I wet my pants watching “Dress to Kill”. He’s brilliant, hysterical, and all things wonderful….”she seemed to say…” Oh, how I wish they’d had the Death Star Canteen bit. Or the Tyrrany of Ducks. Or Martin Luther.

Baseball vs Football: George Carlin
I know, I know – a very tame choice to represent Mr. Carlin. In my defense…it’s Sunday. I’m not pushing my luck…