Finally, a REAL Woman To Grace Playboy’s Cover!
Look for the “D’oh eyed beauty” to hit newsstands Friday on the November Issue.
Per CNN’s article, a spokesman for Hugh Hefner spake thusly:
“Marge Simpson is the quintessential girl next door who stole our hearts 20 years ago and has held them captive ever since. We were delighted to learn she wanted to grace the pages of our magazine. Her pictorial is truly stunning.”
(So Hugh likes the blue!)
And, am I the only one who finds it more than a passing coincidence that Playboy’s new CEO’s name is
Scott FLANDERS…?
…well, okely dokely, then.
I can’t wait to see if the carpet matches the drapes…
I’m betting she’s a bottle blue. Carpet = orange shag.
From Robert…I think perhaps Marge’s carpet is peel and stick!